Monday, March 10, 2008
PLAQUE OF HONOUR + DEATH NOTE
THANK YOU JASON FOR SAVING MY POOR DARLING BLOGGY OHMYGOSH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GRATEFUL I AM TO YOU! i shall issue you a plaque of honour with your name, deed and date inscribed on it as a token of my deepest appreciation for your timely aid. you ROCKROCKROCK!!
DAMIAN YOU NOW HAVE THREE OPTIONS:
A) ENTER THE GAS CHAMBER WITH FRIENDLY ASSISTANCE FROM MY MEN IN BLACK
B) CHINESE DISMEMBERMENT BY HORSES IN MY BACKYARD
C) KILL YOURSELF IN A SUITABLY DIGNIFIED MANNER
last words to you: DIE IN PEACE (though i highly doubt the possibility of that coming true)
okay fine the damian part sounded really bad but i can't apologize since i'm not(nor will i ever be) sincerely sorry so i shall apologise to all my friends - i'm not usually like this ya know! HA.
anyway for those who don't know why i'm issuing this death note to damian, it's cus he fired 16 weapons of mass destruction at my darling bloggy by plastering _____'s face (please ask me personally) over my bloggy! i was MORTALLY HORRIFIED, BRUTALLY SHOCKED BEYOND WORDS AND PAINFULLY TRAUMATISED by the nauseating trash he threw in my face. OHMYGOSH. i think tingjun nearly fell off her chair and kicked herself to keep the screams of terror in when i told her to have a look at mutated, mutilated and mortified darling bloggy. sorry tingjun, i shouldn't have put you to the torture. for those who haven't seen it, the lot of you are blessed beyond words. seriously. at this point i'd like to quote jason: "funny, didn't think it was possible to make a worse looking _____" (or something like that) apologies for the misquotation but there's the point, jason summed it all up in one short, sweet sentence.
jason, thank you once again!
damian, if you find yourself being tailed by two dark men in black with heavy gold accessories and shiny polished boots, you'd best watch your back.
gosh i am just so kind at times.
why do i even bother warning people about the unavoidable.
wc :: 6:41 PM
